Dear So and So,

I know you might feel highly superior in your over priced german car or gas guzzling people crusher (also known as the SUV) All I ask is that you stop giving me that finger while my kids sit in the back seat. Yes I am sorry I am driving the speed limit heck, I may even have my car set on cruise but the fact is your not really going to get there any faster by taking the time out to drive next to me and give me your stinky little bird as my four year old looks at you confused and wondering why that man is waving at us with his finger. You must realize that you are not the only person on the road. I am not going to speed up because you want to tailgate me nor will I move out of the carpool lane because you want to push everyone who has a right to be there out of the way simply because you think you can. You wouldn’t give me the finger at the grocery store if I got to the express lane before you. Why doesn’t the same thing apply to the open road. Truth be told your not super human in your car. You might actually end up hurting yourself by taking your hands off the wheel and giving me the 10 second stare as you speed by.  So the next time you feel like showing my family some “Love” may I suggest to you to stick that finger where we might find it otherwise, up your nose.