Things that suck Friday! (Or Saturday...)

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This is dedicated to my husband whom I love dearly… for now anyways.

1. When the men of the house forget to change the toilet paper roll leaving you high and not very dry.

2. People (AND you know who you are) that squeeze from the middle of the tube of toothpaste rather then the bottom.

3. Dirty laundry full of inside out socks and t-shirts within t-shirts.

4. When shaving foam and hair clipping cover the entire sink only days after the bathroom was thoroughly cleaned.

5. Lid up. enough said.

6. “People” who use the nice kitchen towels to mop up spill from the floor.

7. When you can’t seem to talk him into getting a new vacuum, even though yours no longer has wheels to push it along.

8. Tripping over size 11 shoes in the middle of the night on the way to the loo.

9. Trying to have “relations” when I have said I am beat and going to bed.

10. When his favourite t.v. shows take over the DVR. (How many “How is it made” must we record?)

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Oh my gosh! The laundry

Oh my gosh! The laundry thing, I could have written myself. In our house, it was socks. They were ALL inside out. Troy goes to the gym 8 times a week. That comes to approx. 15 pairs of inside-out-socks a week. After years of telling him to turn his sweaty, nasty socks right side out, one day, I put them all back in his drawer inside out. After a few days of having to turn them right-side-out in his groggy 5am state, he has never had a problem since.  Amanda

So you’re telling me

So you’re telling me it’s not only mine it’s genetic! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

One of your best yet! Glad

One of your best yet! Glad to have you back & in action again, you definitely have a knack for these that I lacked in my attempt to fill in while you were on sabbatical.
My own personal edit to #9 would have been:
9. Trying to have “relations” when I am 8 months pregnant and have said I am beat and going to bed.

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