Tip O' the day!
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Simple Ways to Stretch Your Food Budget
*ransack the neighbors’ birdfeeders for roughage
*three words: imaginary pot roast
*poach your kid’s dead goldfish instead of flushing it
*actually cook with the cooking wine before you drink it all
*ever try stray dog casserole?
*fattest one in the family only eats every other day
*Move in with one of the Olsen twins
*make finger sandwiches with real fingers
*phone book=fiber!
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