I know I am always sporting the chef hat while whipping my eggs into stiff peaks.

There is one on every corner, it calls to you as you drive by. It’s red sign and simple design say, “Expect more, pay less…” And you do pay less on the diapers! But after I have cruised the store for nearly an hour I end up in the check out spending over seventy dollars. (Mind you I go twice a week) That ottoman will look gorgeous in my living room so long as I wear the knee high boots that Isaac Mizrahi so kindly took the time to create.

It’s like Walmart, Macy’s, and Safeway had a baby. When I see the ads on TV I feel all warm and safe. The Starbucks as I enter calls to me as if to say have a drink and spend… Oh Wilma you deserve it. You can get everything there. I think Target should have its own zip code . It really should be a state of mind. I think if my husband lost his job I would have to sit down at one of the “Job Centers” at my local Target and apply for a job just to nurse my habit. I bet you get discounts on stuff. On second thought I am going to apply now…