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Simple Ways to Stretch Your Food Budget

*ransack the neighbors’ birdfeeders for roughage

*three words: imaginary pot roast

*poach your kid’s dead goldfish instead of flushing it

*actually cook with the cooking wine before you drink it all

*ever try stray dog casserole?

*fattest one in the family only eats every other day

*Move in with one of the Olsen twins

*make finger sandwiches with real fingers

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